10 Jokes For Crass

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Updated on: May 04 2025

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You know what's crass? The way some people handle queueing. Cutting lines like they're training for the Olympics in stealth mode.
There's a certain crassness to the way weather forecasts tease us with the promise of sunny days. It's like they're dangling hope in front of us, only to snatch it away with a rainy surprise.
You know what's crass? The amount of junk mail we receive. I mean, I'm waiting for the day they send a mailman along with a forklift to unload the pile of pamphlets and ads.
Have you ever noticed how crass people can be with their speakerphone conversations in public? I don't need a play-by-play of your weekend plans while I'm picking out groceries. Thanks but no thanks.
The sound of someone loudly chewing gum? Now, that's what I call auditory crassness. It's like a tiny drumline performing a concert right in your ear canal.
Have you ever noticed how crass some TV commercials can get these days? I mean, they used to tiptoe around certain topics, but now it's like they're breakdancing through the subtlety with a bullhorn.
The way some restaurants upsell their menu items is just crass, isn't it? "Would you like fries with that?" Sure, who wouldn’t? But then they hit you with, "How about a side of guilt for not sticking to your diet?
The crassness of fast-food portion sizes never fails to amaze me. You order a small, and suddenly you're handed a container fit for a family of four. Is this a meal or a marathon?
It's funny how some people's sense of humor can be so crass. You're at a dinner party, trying to keep it light, and suddenly someone cracks a joke that makes you wonder if they moonlight as a stand-up comedian in a rowdy bar.
Social media debates can get pretty crass, can't they? It's like trying to have a sophisticated discussion at a family dinner while the kids are staging a food fight in the background.

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