5 College Graduates Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 03 2025

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The Lost Soul

Trying to figure out life's purpose after graduation
Life after college is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but every adventure leads to a dead-end job and existential crisis.

The Overachiever

The pressure to maintain straight A's after college
My GPA was so high in college that now I use it as a pickup line. I go up to people and say, "Are you my GPA? Because you make my heart race and my palms sweaty.

The Job Seeker

The struggle of finding a job after graduation
Applying for jobs is a lot like playing the lottery. You buy the ticket (submit your resume), and then you wait for someone to call and tell you that you didn't win.

The Broke Graduate

The harsh reality of post-college finances
The only thing my college degree in liberal arts prepared me for is explaining my complex Starbucks order to the barista.

The Forever Student

The reluctance to leave the academic bubble
I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are getting married, and the other half are still trying to decide on a major.

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