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Chupacabras must have terrible dental hygiene. I mean, they're always sucking the blood out of animals, but you never see them flossing. Someone needs to introduce them to dental floss or at least a nice minty blood-flavored mouthwash.
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I tried convincing my friend that chupacabras are just a myth, but they're not buying it. They're building a chupacabra-proof fence around their backyard. I told them, "If the chupacabra is anything like a mosquito, that fence isn't going to stop it. It's just going to make it mad.
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You know, chupacabras are like the vegans of the mythical creature world. They're always sucking the life out of things, but at least they don't leave preachy pamphlets about it. "Have you heard the good news about not eating meat? No? Well, let me tell you over a glass of goat blood.
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Chupacabras are the original organic food enthusiasts. They only go for free-range, grass-fed goats. None of that processed, farm-raised nonsense. It's like they have a Yelp review system for choosing their prey.
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I read somewhere that chupacabras are nocturnal creatures. Well, that explains why they're never around during the day. They're probably just sleeping off a night of goat blood cocktails and regret.
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I heard they're making a reality show about chupacabras trying to find love. It's called "The Bachelor-cabra." I can already imagine the drama: "Tonight on The Bachelor-cabra, our charming chupacabra has to choose between a goat from the countryside and a city llama. The claws – or fangs, in this case – are coming out!
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I met a chupacabra once at a party. It was a bit awkward because it kept asking, "Do you have any goats?" I was like, "No, but we've got some chips and dip in the kitchen if you're interested.
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I saw a chupacabra dating profile online. It said, "Enjoys long walks in the moonlight, romantic dinners (preferably with goats), and is looking for someone who doesn't mind a little sucking – of blood, of course." Swipe right if you're into mythical creatures with a sense of humor!
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You know you're in a small town when the local news reports a chupacabra sighting, and suddenly everyone's locking up their goats like it's a zombie apocalypse. I mean, if my goat is that tasty, maybe I should be concerned about my own safety!
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