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So, I'm watching a nature documentary, and they're talking about the sea creatures. Suddenly, the narrator says, "And here we have the elusive chocolate starfish in its natural habitat." I had no idea marine biology could be so delicious.
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Has anyone ever had that awkward moment when you're at a fancy dinner party, and they start passing around trays of appetizers? Suddenly, someone asks, "Would you like a chocolate starfish?" And you're torn between politeness and wondering if you've accidentally stumbled into an exotic dish.
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I recently joined a gym, and they have this exercise called the "chocolate starfish crunch." I'm not sure if I'm working on my abs or preparing for a bizarre intergalactic fitness competition.
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I was at the grocery store the other day, and I found myself in the candy aisle. I saw this bag labeled "chocolate starfish," and I thought, "Well, that's an interesting way to describe a chocolate-covered pretzel. I guess 'pretzel planet' didn't have the same ring to it.
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My friend told me they're thinking about getting a pet. I suggested a chocolate starfish. They looked at me like I had just recommended adopting a mythical creature. "What do you feed it, cocoa beans and dreams?
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night involves a cozy blanket, a good movie, and a bag of chocolate starfish. Ah, the glamorous life.
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You ever notice how chocolate starfish is one of those terms that sounds innocent until someone uses it as a password? Suddenly, your IT guy is trying to keep a straight face while saying, "Yes, ma'am, your password has been successfully updated to chocolatestarfish123.
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You ever notice how the term "chocolate starfish" sounds like a failed attempt at a kid-friendly superhero? "Look, up in the sky! It's Chocolate Starfish! Able to melt in your mouth, not so great at saving the day.
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I overheard someone saying they're trying a new spa treatment called the chocolate starfish facial. I'm not sure if they're pampering themselves or auditioning for a role in the next sci-fi blockbuster.
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