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Why did the comedian become a surgeon? He wanted to be the cut-up of the medical world, especially in c-sections!
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Why did the computer go for a c-section? It wanted a byte-sized delivery!
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Why don't surgeons ever make good comedians? Because their jokes are always cutting-edge, especially in the c-section department!
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Why did the tomato go to the delivery room? It wanted to ketchup on the latest c-section trends!
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Why did the comedian become a c-section specialist? Because he knew how to deliver a punchline!
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Why did the scarecrow become a c-section expert? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the pencil want a c-section? It wanted to draw a different kind of line!
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I asked my friend, 'Did your wife go for a natural birth or a C-section?' He said, 'Well, it was natural for the doctor to cut her open.' I didn't realize surgery became part of the circle of life!
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I imagine C-section moms are like, 'I brought you into this world, but not through the traditional entrance. It was more of a VIP backstage pass situation.'
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The C-Section: It's like ordering a baby via express delivery! 'Yeah, can I get that with a side of anesthesia and maybe some prenatal coupons?'
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You know, they call it a C-section, but it sounds more like a sci-fi movie sequel. 'C-Section 2: The Return of the Stork.' I didn't know childbirth came with options!
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C-sections are the closest thing we have to baby fast food. 'Can I get a small bundle of joy with a side of epidural, please?' And don't forget the extra sleep deprivation!
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I heard they're introducing a loyalty program for C-section moms. Like, 'Congratulations, you've had three babies, here's a free spa day and a lifetime supply of elastic waistbands.'
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C-sections are like the delivery version of a fast pass at an amusement park. 'Skip the line, go straight to the screaming baby! Enjoy the ride.'
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I heard they're considering adding a drive-thru option for C-sections. 'Welcome to Stork 'n' Slice, may I take your order?'
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C-sections are like the ultimate 'get out of labor free' card. It's like, 'Why go through all the trouble of pushing when you can just schedule a convenient delivery time?'
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