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You know, I was at a coffee shop the other day, and I saw a Buddhist monk sitting there, sipping on his chai latte. I thought, "Wow, that's the most zen way to caffeinate. Most of us are gulping down our coffee like it's the elixir of life, and here's this monk, slowly savoring every sip, probably contemplating the impermanence of foam.
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Ever notice how quiet Buddhist monks are? I tried to start a conversation with one, and he responded with a serene smile and a nod. I guess small talk is not on the path to enlightenment. Maybe I should try meditating on that.
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Saw a Buddhist monk walking down the street with his robe flowing gracefully in the wind. I can't even manage to walk without tripping over my own shoelaces. I need some monk lessons in the art of non-tripping.
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Went to a meditation class led by a Buddhist monk. He told us to focus on our breath, but my mind wandered, and I ended up planning my weekend. I guess I'm a multitasking guru – achieving inner peace while planning a brunch.
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You ever notice how calm and collected Buddhist monks are? I accidentally bumped into one the other day, and he just smiled and said, "No problem, my friend." I do the same thing, and someone's ready to challenge me to a duel in the parking lot.
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I asked a Buddhist monk for advice on how to stay calm in traffic. He said, "Imagine you're the only one on the road, and everyone else is just a figment of your imagination." I tried it, but now I'm stuck in imaginary gridlock.
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I bumped into a Buddhist monk at the grocery store, and he was just standing there in the produce section, looking at the apples. I thought, "Is he trying to find the most enlightened apple? Maybe one that has achieved Nirvana in the orchard?
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I saw a Buddhist monk at the gym, and he was doing these slow, deliberate movements. I asked him if it was a new form of meditation. He said, "No, just trying to figure out how to use this elliptical machine.
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I tried meditating once, inspired by a Buddhist monk I saw on TV. I sat cross-legged, closed my eyes, and attempted to clear my mind. But after five minutes, all I could think about was what I was going to have for dinner. I guess my inner peace is on a strict diet.
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So, I invited a Buddhist monk to my game night. He sat down to play Monopoly and just calmly said, "In the grand scheme of life, does it really matter if I land on Park Place?" I thought, "Well, maybe not in the grand scheme, but it matters in the game, and I need those properties!
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