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I tried to make a bol-shaped cake, but it just ended up being a 'layered' joke!
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I told my computer I wanted to write a joke about bol, and it replied, 'You've got mail!
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I told my friend I could make a pun about any topic, and he said, 'Bolieve it when I see it!
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Why did the bol bring a ladder to the comedy show? Because it wanted to reach new heights of laughter!
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I tried to write a bol a letter, but it just rolled away before I could finish!
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Why did the golfer bring a bol to the golf course? He wanted to improve his 'swing'!
Ghosts and Wi-Fi Don't Mix!
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Living with a ghost is like having the world's worst roommate. I told him, Buddy, I need my Wi-Fi for work. He looked at me like I asked for his soul. I mean, come on! It's not like I'm asking for a séance every time I want to binge-watch Netflix. If only I could summon a stronger Wi-Fi signal, maybe he'd finally move on to the afterlife.
Ghost Therapy – It’s a Real Thing!
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I tried sending my ghost to therapy. You know, to deal with his unfinished business and all that. The therapist asked him about his past, and he just moaned. I was like, Dude, we need specifics here. Was it taxes? A bad breakup? Did you die before the last season of 'Game of Thrones'? Give us something to work with!
Ghost and the Vacuum Cleaner Tango
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My ghost has a love-hate relationship with the vacuum cleaner. Every time I try to clean, he's there, swirling in the dust like it's a paranormal tango. It's like, Dude, I appreciate the effort, but I need a clean floor, not a spectral dance party. Save the moves for the afterlife disco.
Ghost Roommate vs. Roomba
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Living with a ghost is challenging, but have you ever seen a ghost trying to understand a Roomba? It's like a dance between the supernatural and artificial intelligence. The ghost floats, the Roomba beeps, and I'm stuck in the middle like a confused DJ trying to mix the afterlife with modern technology.
Haunted Snack Attacks
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Living with a ghost has its perks. I never have to worry about someone stealing my snacks. Unless you count the ghost munching on ethereal popcorn while I'm trying to enjoy a movie. It's like having a paranormal popcorn critic – Too much salt on this scene, not enough butter on that plot twist.
Ghost Olympics – The Haunting Games
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My ghost thinks he's in training for the Ghost Olympics. He practices his haunting techniques at the worst times. I'm in the shower, and suddenly the water turns ice-cold, and I hear him in the background going, Ta-da! Perfect 10, right? I'd give him points for creativity if I could feel my toes.
When the Ghost is Your Personal Stylist
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I asked my ghost for fashion advice. He suggested a classic white sheet with eye holes. I was like, Buddy, that's a ghost cliché. I'm trying to impress the living, not scare them away. Fashion tips from the afterlife—because nothing says trendy like a bedsheet.
Ghost GPS – The Ultimate Navigation Fail
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I tried using my ghost as a GPS. Big mistake. He kept leading me to creepy graveyards and abandoned mansions. I finally had to tell him, Buddy, I just want to get to Starbucks, not the gates of the underworld. Can you adjust your spectral compass, please?
Dating as a Ghost Whisperer
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I thought having a ghost roommate would make my love life more interesting. Turns out, bringing a date home is a nightmare. My ghost friend decides to make an appearance, and suddenly I'm the weird guy who's into the paranormal. It's like, Hey, I swear I'm normal, and so is he... in a dead kind of way.
Haunted House, More Like Haunted Home Depot!
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So, I recently moved into this new place, and the real estate agent conveniently forgot to mention the ghost. I mean, I knew I was getting a fixer-upper, but I didn't think it came with a spectral handyman. I asked him to fix a leaky faucet, and he just rattled some chains and disappeared. I guess even ghosts have their limitations—plumbing isn't in their skill set.
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