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They say money can't buy happiness, but in Abu Dhabi, they've got indoor skiing in a mall. I mean, how can you not be happy when you're carving turns in the middle of the desert, sipping hot cocoa, and watching people in ski gear getting weird looks from shoppers?
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Abu Dhabi has the tallest building in the world, the Burj Khalifa. You know you're in Abu Dhabi when you have to crane your neck just to see the top, and you get altitude sickness in the elevator.
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Ever try to find your way around Abu Dhabi? It's like navigating through a maze made of gold. I got lost once, and the GPS just said, "Proceed to the next palace and take a left at the man-made island shaped like a palm tree.
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In Abu Dhabi, the air conditioning is not a luxury; it's a survival skill. The temperature there is so high; you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. But hey, at least your eggs come with a side of suntan.
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You know you're in Abu Dhabi when your hotel room has more stars than the night sky. I'm pretty sure my bathroom had its own constellation. I felt like I needed an astrophysicist just to find the shower.
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Abu Dhabi is so rich; their stray cats have personal butlers. You'll see a cat strolling down the street with a butler following, holding a little tray of gourmet catnip. It's like a feline version of Downton Abbey.
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You ever notice how in Abu Dhabi, they've got more sand than a beach and more oil than a teenager's face during finals week? I guess when nature gives you sand, you make a desert, and when it gives you oil, you make... well, let's not talk about that.
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The traffic in Abu Dhabi is something else. It's like a real-life game of bumper cars, but instead of angry kids, you've got adults in luxury cars with road rage. "I say, good sir, that was my spot for parallel parking!
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You've heard of speed dating, right? Well, in Abu Dhabi, they have speed construction. One day, there's an empty plot of sand, and the next, there's a skyscraper. I can't even build a decent sandcastle that fast.
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