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What did one engagement ring say to another during a proposal? 'This is a ring-in'!
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Why did the romantic robot propose? Because it had a heart made of microchips!
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Why did the engagement ring go to therapy? It had too many commitment issues!
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What did one engagement ring say to the other? 'Let's stick together, we make a great pair!
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Why did the proposal at the bakery go well? Because it was a piece of cake!
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Why did the scarecrow propose to the cornstalk? Because he was outstanding in his field!
The Awkward Proposal
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You ever see those public proposals at a sports game? I mean, the guy's got a jumbotron, a bouquet, and the entire crowd's attention. If she says no, at least he has the home team to console him. It's okay, buddy, we've all been rejected here before... just not on a 50-foot screen.
The Destination Proposal
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People propose on vacation, thinking the backdrop will make it unforgettable. Honey, I got down on one knee on a white sandy beach. And she said, That's great, but did you book a return flight?
The Public Display
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I saw a guy propose at a busy restaurant. The ambiance? Plates clinking and a crying baby in the background. Nothing says 'I love you' like overpriced pasta and a side of eavesdroppers.
The Proposing Competitor
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I heard of couples proposing at the same time accidentally. Will you marry... Oh, you go first... No, you... We can't both propose! And just like that, the competition for romance hit an all-time high.
The Surprise Engagement
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I never understood surprise proposals. You know, when the guy just pops the question out of nowhere. It's like asking someone if they want to commit to a lifetime while they're still deciding on what to order from the fast-food menu. Honey, before you decide on fries or salad, how about forever?
The Romantic Gesture
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I tried proposing with a romantic dinner, candles, and soft music. But all she noticed was that I used the wrong fork. I thought we were moving forward, but apparently, it's all about the utensils.
The Ring Dilemma
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They say a diamond is forever. Well, so is the debt from buying one. Honey, I'm giving you this ring as a symbol of our eternal love and my eternal credit score plunge.
The Social Media Proposal
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Nowadays, people propose on social media with hashtags. #MarryMe? is the new Will you be mine? I guess if you can't say it in 280 characters or less, it's not meant to be.
The Unexpected Answer
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Ever propose and then immediately forget your speech because you're so nervous? Will you... um... oh yeah! Marry me? And she says, I'll need a minute to think... about your memory.
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