7 Jokes For Poodle

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Updated on: May 08 2025

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Why do poodles never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you've got a fabulous haircut!
Why did the poodle bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the poodle join a band? It had the perfect set of barks!
How does a poodle answer the phone? They say, 'Bark, bark, hello!
What did the poodle say to the chef? I'll have the filet mignon, but hold the kibble!
How does a poodle end a letter? With a lot of paw-sitivity!
Why did the poodle bring a suitcase to the park? It was going on a bark-cation!

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