5 Jokes For Paralegal

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Updated on: May 04 2025

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The Coffee-Addicted Paralegal

Deciphering coffee stains on legal documents
I spilled coffee on a deposition transcript, and my colleague said, "Well, that's grounds for objection." I think he was more impressed with the pun than upset about the mess.

The Overworked Paralegal

Juggling more cases than a circus performer
I asked my boss for a raise, and he said, "Sure, how about another case load?" I'm pretty sure that's not what they mean by a "raise.

The Fashionable Paralegal

Trying to make legal briefs look chic
I tried dressing up my legal documents like fashion models. Now, my boss wants me to organize a fashion show for our court exhibits. I didn't realize legal pads could strut down a runway.

The Tech-Savvy Paralegal

Explaining legal jargon to Siri
My GPS has started giving me legal advice. I missed a turn, and it said, "Don't worry; you can always file a motion to amend your route.

The Paranoid Paralegal

Trust issues with paper trails
I've become so skeptical; I even question my own doodles during meetings. What if my stick figure sketches are plotting a lawsuit against my smiley faces?

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