5 Jokes For Norwegian Navy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 11 2025

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The Comedian Enlisting in the Norwegian Navy

Incorporating humor in a serious environment
I suggested we paint the submarines like giant whales for camouflage. The captain said, "We're not trying to fool marine biologists; we're trying to avoid enemy torpedoes!

The Norwegian Navy Linguist

Navigating language barriers in an international crew
The captain asked for a report on the enemy's movements, and one sailor said, "They're 'sailing' toward us." I had to clarify that it's not a sightseeing competition; it's a battle!

The Norwegian Navy Drill Sergeant

Keeping discipline while dealing with unconventional recruits
I told the new guys to prepare for a "fire drill," and they started roasting marshmallows. I said, "That's not what I meant by 'naval engagement'!

The Confused Tourist in the Norwegian Navy

Trying to fit in with naval traditions
The tourist tried to impress the Norwegian Navy with his sailing knowledge. He said, "I once sailed a rubber duck in my bathtub." The Navy replied, "Well, we've got rubber dinghies. Close enough!

The Norwegian Navy Chef

Balancing culinary expertise with naval restrictions
The chef proudly presented his latest creation, saying, "I call it the 'Torpedo Tartare'!" The crew hesitated, asking, "Is it explosive flavor or just undercooked?

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