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Lost in Bollywood Translation
Trying to understand Bollywood movies without subtitles
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We decided to watch a classic romantic Bollywood film. I tried to reenact a scene to spice things up, but she burst out laughing. Apparently, I confused the passionate dialogue with the comic relief. Who knew "tumhare honton pe hansli hai" doesn't mean "you take my breath away"?
Lost in the Kitchen Translation
Attempting to cook traditional Hindi dishes
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I tried to impress her by making "gajar ka halwa," a traditional Indian sweet. The recipe said to grate the carrots, but I misread it as "hug the carrots." Now, our dessert has the extra ingredient of awkwardness.
Lost in Translation
Navigating the language barrier with my girlfriend who speaks Hindi
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Communication is key, they say. Well, trying to have a serious conversation in Hindi is like playing a game of charades in a foreign language. I'm over here waving my arms, she's guessing everything from "elephant dance" to "alien invasion." I just wanted to know where she wants to eat!
Texts Lost in Translation
Texting mishaps when using Hindi expressions
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I attempted to be romantic by using Hindi proverbs in my texts. I thought saying "अंधे के हाथ बटेर लग गई" would impress her. Turns out, it translates to "A bat landed in a blind man's hand." She responded with, "Are you okay? Do we need to call animal control?
Lost in Pronunciation
Mispronouncing Hindi words and the chaos that ensues
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The other day, I attempted a romantic gesture by singing a Hindi song. Let's just say my pronunciation turned a love ballad into a horror soundtrack. She said, "Is that a ghost or are you trying to sing 'Tum Hi Ho'?" I guess my singing is scarier than I thought.
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