8 Jokes For Man Eating

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Updated on: Jul 11 2025

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I knew a guy who was a real gourmand. He took 'man-eating' to a whole new level—by devouring his way through a buffet!
Why did the man become a vegetarian? He got tired of hearing about 'man-eating' animals!
I once met a guy who claimed he loved eating men. Turns out, he was just a cannibal with a terrible sense of humor!
I heard about a man who went on a seafood diet. Every time he saw food, he ate it—especially if it was a 'man-catch'!
Why did the man eat his credit card? He wanted to deal with his 'man-eating' debts!
I knew a guy who ate his watch. He said it was time-consuming but definitely 'man-eating'!
What did one man-eating plant say to the other? 'How do you stay so rooted in your diet?
I knew someone who ate a dictionary. He described it as a 'wordy' meal!

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