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Did you hear about the alien who became a comedian? He had jokes that were light years ahead of our time!
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Why was the black hole so dense? Because it couldn't fathom a light year!
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What did one star say to the other star on a road trip through the cosmos? 'We've got a light-year to go!
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Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum in space? He got stuck for a light year!
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What do you call a rocket's family reunion? A 'blast' from light years past!
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Why was the comet so popular at the party? It always had a 'tail' that was light years ahead in entertainment!
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What did the alien say to the garden? 'Take me to your weeder' - my spaceship is light years away!
Universal Procrastination
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I tried explaining to my boss that my deadlines are on a cosmic scale - you know, a light year per project. Surprisingly, they didn't appreciate the universal truth of procrastination!
Space Tinder
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They say in space, no one can hear you scream. Well, in my dating life, no one can hear me sobbing over another failed Tinder date. Maybe I need to expand my radius to a light year!
Cosmic Calorie Burn
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I tried explaining the concept of a light year to my fitness tracker. Now it thinks I've burned a year's worth of calories by just binging a season of my favorite show. If only it worked that way!
Light Year Love
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You know, they say a light year is the distance light travels in a year. My relationship moves at a light year's pace - it takes a whole year for my partner to notice I didn't do the dishes!
Interstellar Relationship Advice
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I asked an astrophysicist for relationship advice. They said, In the vast expanse of the cosmos, find someone who doesn't mind your black hole of emotional baggage. Well, that's one way to put it!
Quantum Physics of Laundry
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Doing laundry in my house is like quantum physics - it exists in a state of chaos until someone observes it. And by someone, I mean me, observing it pile up over a light year.
Cosmic GPS
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I bought a GPS system claiming to have interstellar navigation. It got me lost in my own neighborhood. Apparently, it's calibrated for light years, not left turns.
Warp Speed Checkout
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Grocery store checkouts need a warp speed option. I spend so much time waiting, I feel like I'm stuck in a time dilation field. A light year per item, that's their pace!
Alien Real Estate
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I heard scientists discovered a planet that's just one light year away. Imagine the commute! I can barely handle my morning coffee being more than a minute away.
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