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You ever play hide-and-seek with a kid? It's like they've unlocked the secrets of invisibility. I spent an hour looking for my niece the other day, only to find her behind the curtains giggling like she just pulled off the greatest magic trick of the century.
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Have you noticed how kids have an uncanny ability to ask the most profound questions at the most inconvenient times? My daughter once asked me why the sky is blue while I was trying to parallel park. I swear, I almost hit a tree trying to explain the mysteries of the universe.
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You ever notice how kids have this innate ability to turn any ordinary object into a spaceship? I mean, I handed my nephew a banana the other day, and suddenly, he's on a intergalactic mission to the fruit bowl galaxy. Forget NASA, we should just hire toddlers as spacecraft engineers!
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Kids are like tiny tornadoes of curiosity. My son asked me why we have to sleep, and I told him it's like charging our bodies. Now, every night, he insists on plugging himself into an imaginary outlet before bed. If only parenting came with an instruction manual.
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So, I was at this playground the other day, and there's this kid named Charles Keller who has a future in negotiation. He managed to trade his peanut butter and jelly sandwich for a fruit roll-up and a juice box. I haven't seen that level of deal-making since the last time I bought a used car.
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Charles Keller, the master of snack negotiations at the daycare. I overheard him telling another kid, "If you give me your graham crackers today, I'll let you be the captain of the imaginary pirate ship tomorrow." I haven't seen bartering skills that advanced since my last garage sale.
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Ever notice how kids can turn the most mundane tasks into epic adventures? My daughter can't simply brush her teeth; it's a quest to defeat the evil plaque monsters in her mouth. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to avoid a dental bill.
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You ever try to explain technology to a kid? My nephew asked me why our TV doesn't have touch screen like his tablet. I told him it's a different kind of magic. Now, every time he sees a TV, he tries to swipe the screen. I guess the remote control is just an ancient wand in his eyes.
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Kids have this incredible talent for making you question your own intelligence. My son asked me where clouds come from, and I gave him a whole spiel about evaporation and condensation. He just looked at me and said, "I thought they were made by cloud factories." Touche, little Einstein.
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