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The Jelly Bean Addict
Dealing with the consequences of consuming too many jelly beans
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I love jelly beans so much that I'm thinking of starting a support group. You know you're in trouble when your friends say, "I think you need to talk to someone about your jelly bean problem.
The Jelly Bean Scientist
Dealing with unexpected reactions during experiments
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They're also working on a self-heating jelly bean. I can already see the marketing tagline: "Microwave? No need, just chew faster.
The Jelly Bean Manufacturer
Trying to come up with new, bizarre flavors
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They told me they're experimenting with a "Traffic Jam" flavor. I'm not sure what that tastes like, but I bet it's a mix of frustration and exhaust fumes.
The Jelly Bean Taste Tester
Having to sample weird and unappetizing flavors
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Apparently, they're developing a jelly bean inspired by a salad. I can't wait to taste the disappointment with a touch of lettuce.
The Jelly Bean Conspiracy Theorist
Believing there's something more to jelly beans than meets the eye
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They're convinced that jelly beans are the real currency of the future. Forget about cryptocurrency; it's all about beancoins now. I can't wait to pay for my coffee with a handful of jelly beans – that'll be interesting at tax time.
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