7 Jokes For Happy Anniversary

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Updated on: Jul 12 2025

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My wife asked if I'd ever forget our anniversary. I told her, 'Not in a million years!' Then she smiled and said, 'That's what you said last year.
I told my wife we should celebrate our anniversary in a hot air balloon. She said, 'I'm up for it!'
My wife said she wanted diamonds for our anniversary. I got her playing cards. Now she's dealing with it!
What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newlywebbed!
My wife said she wanted something shiny for our anniversary. So, I gave her a mirror!
My husband said, 'Let's celebrate our anniversary by walking down the aisle.' I didn't know he meant the grocery store aisle!
I forgot our anniversary once. My wife said, 'This better not become a habit.' I reassured her, 'Don't worry, it's only every other year!

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