5 Jokes For Gears

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Updated on: Apr 27 2025

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The Cyclist

Struggling with bike gear malfunctions
You know your bike gears need attention when you're pedaling so hard on the easiest gear that you're passed by pedestrians. It's like my bike's playing reverse psychology.

The Sci-Fi Enthusiast

Trying to explain complex sci-fi concepts involving gears
Sci-fi plots involving gears always make me laugh. 'We've got to reverse the polarity and realign the temporal gears!' Yeah, because fixing the universe is just a big clock repair job, right?

The New Driver

Dealing with learning to drive a manual transmission
My driving instructor told me, 'Gears are like relationships, you've got to find the right one.' Well, turns out, I've been 'ghosted' by first gear quite a few times.

The Clock Maker

Struggling to create a clock that runs smoothly
I tried making a clock with only reverse gears once. It was a 'tick-tock' that counted down to the past!

The Mechanical Engineer

Constantly being asked to fix things outside of work
Being a mechanical engineer, I get asked to fix everything. My neighbor handed me their clock and said, 'Can you sort out its gears?' I'm good, but I can't turn back time!

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