5 Jokes For French Horn

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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The Unappreciated French Horn Player

Constantly being overshadowed by more glamorous instruments.
I told my friends I play the French horn, and they asked, 'Is that like a fancy trumpet?' No, it's more like the underappreciated middle child of the brass family. I’m waiting for my musical therapy session.

The French Horn in a Rock Band

Trying to fit in with the electric guitars and drums.
I joined a rock band as the French horn player. The drummer kept telling me to 'feel the rhythm.' I was just trying not to poke my eye out with the French horn while headbanging.

French Horns in the Animal Kingdom

Exploring the idea of French horns in the wild.
I saw a documentary on French horns in the wild. It’s narrated by David Attenborough: 'And here we have the majestic French horn in its natural habitat, quietly hoping the conductor doesn’t forget it exists.'

French Horns Anonymous Meeting

Coping with the challenges of being a French horn player in a support group setting.
I went to a French Horns Anonymous meeting. The first rule is that you have to admit you have a problem. The second rule is, no one can play their instrument during the meeting. It's tough, but we're making progress.

French Horns and Romance

Using the French horn to impress a date.
I played the French horn to impress my crush. She said, 'That's a unique choice.' Translated from dating language, that means 'I'll stick with someone who can play a saxophone, thank you.'

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