7 Family Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 13 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
I told my family I'm quitting my job as a postman. They were stunned.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

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