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I've realized that "dey" is like a linguistic GPS. You can guide someone through a sentence, and when they're about to get lost, just drop a "dey" to reroute them back on track. "So, I was at the store, and 'dey' had this amazing sale on cookies.
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I was at a party the other day, and someone asked me where the bathroom was. I pointed and said, "It's right over 'dey.'" And for a moment, I felt like a linguistic wizard, casting spells with the power of "dey." They found the bathroom, and I got to feel like the Gandalf of party directions.
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You ever notice how "dey" is the punctuation mark of the spoken word? You can end a sentence with "dey" and suddenly everything sounds official. "I'll be there, dey." It's like you've just stamped your sentence with a verbal approval seal. Try it. It works wonders.
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I've started adding "dey" to everything I say, just to keep life interesting. "I'm going to the grocery store, dey." "I'm ordering pizza, dey." It's my little linguistic spice, turning the mundane into the extraordinary.
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You ever notice how "dey" is the unsung hero of sentences? It's like the silent partner in a conversation. You're talking, you're chatting, and suddenly "dey" just slips in there, holding it all together. It's the glue of communication. Without "dey," we'd all be left wondering who's doing what.
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Ever notice how "dey" can transform a statement into a conspiracy theory? "I saw Bob talking to Lisa, dey." Suddenly, Bob and Lisa's innocent chat becomes the subject of gossip and speculation. "What were they plotting, dey?
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Hey, where did you put my keys?" "Oh, they're over 'dey' on the table." You see what I did there? Suddenly, the mundane act of placing keys becomes a quest. It's not just on the table; it's over 'dey' on the table, and now it's an epic journey to retrieve them.
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You know you're in a serious conversation when someone starts throwing in multiple "deys." It's like they're building a linguistic fortress. "I told him, dey, that's not how you make a sandwich, dey, and he looked at me like I was from another planet, dey." It's the secret code of intense discussions.
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I've noticed that "dey" has this magical ability to make you sound more knowledgeable. You can be talking about the most trivial thing, but as soon as you drop a "dey" in there, people nod like you just dropped some profound wisdom. "The weather is nice, dey." See, suddenly I'm a meteorologist.
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