5 Chemotherapy Patients Jokes

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Updated on: May 03 2025

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The Clueless Doctor

Misinterpreting medical information during chemotherapy
I asked him about the side effects, and he goes, 'You might experience a metallic taste in your mouth.' I thought, 'Great, I'm battling cancer, and you're turning me into a walking cutlery set.'

The Overly Supportive Friend

Trying too hard to be helpful during chemotherapy
He's so supportive that he researched every possible side effect of chemotherapy. He walks in and goes, 'Hey, I read that hair loss is common, so I shaved my head in solidarity.' I'm thinking, 'Bro, you just have a receding hairline.'

The Snarky Nurse

Dealing with a sarcastic nurse during chemotherapy
I ask her about the food options, and she says, 'We've got gourmet hospital cuisine: mystery meatloaf and green Jell-O.' I'm thinking, 'Is this a menu or a survival challenge?'

The Over-Prepared Patient

Overdoing preparations for chemotherapy
This guy brought a pillow, a blanket, and noise-canceling headphones. I'm sitting there with my hospital gown, and he's in full 'Netflix and Chill' mode. I'm just trying not to spill my apple juice.

The Positivity Guru

Maintaining a positive attitude during chemotherapy
This guy insists on positive affirmations. He's like, 'Say, "I am healthy" every morning.' I'm thinking, 'Dude, I can barely say 'Good morning' without coughing up a lung. Let's start with that.'

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