10+ Best One Liners brother and sister relationship Jokes

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I told my sister she should do stand-up. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at her!

My sister wanted to know how I view our relationship. Apparently, 'in HD' wasn't the right answer!

I told my sister she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

I told my sister she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

My brother asked me to spell 'suspense'. I said, 'I'll tell you later.

I asked my sister if she wanted to hear a joke about construction. But I’m still building up to it!

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

What do you call a sister who is always on time? A stopwatch!

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