18 April Fools Day On Facebook Jokes

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Updated on: May 04 2025

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Why did the Facebook user bring a ladder on April Fools' Day? To reach the high level of fake news!
Why did the Facebook jester go to therapy? He had too many 'issues' with his timeline!
Why did the Facebook user bring a magnifying glass on April Fools' Day? To carefully examine all the 'small print' in the terms and conditions!
Why did the Facebook user start a garden on April Fools' Day? He wanted to grow some 'prank-trees'!
Why did the Facebook chef start a cooking show on April Fools' Day? Because he wanted to 'stir up' some trouble in the feed!
Why did the Facebook user bring a broom on April Fools' Day? To sweep away the fake news cluttering the timeline!
What's a Facebook pirate's favorite activity on April Fools' Day? Posting 'Arrr'-rated content!
Why did the computer apply for a job at Facebook on April Fools' Day? It wanted to work in the 'byte'-sized department!

Friend requests from long-lost 'pals'

Ah, April Fools' on Facebook is also the time when your elementary school buddy, who you haven't heard from in 20 years, suddenly sends you a friend request. I'm like, Dude, I haven't seen you since we traded Pokémon cards. Are you sure you're not just a bot trying to sell me magic weight loss tea?

April Fools' Day on Facebook

Alright, so April Fools' Day on Facebook is like navigating a minefield. You're just scrolling through your feed, and suddenly your aunt announces she's leaving her imaginary husband, and you're like, Wait, what? Aunt Carol, you're not even married!

The fake giveaways

Oh, April Fools' on Facebook is the time when your friend announces a massive giveaway – Giving away a private island! Just share this post and tag 372 friends. I'm skeptical, but hey, if they're serious, I've already planned my new life as a tropical hermit.

Facebook pranks gone wrong

You know it's April Fools' on Facebook when people start posting that they're moving to Antarctica for a new job opportunity. I'm over here thinking, Well, it's a bold career move, but do they know it's not a tropical paradise, right?

The fake life events

You know it's April Fools' Day on Facebook when someone creates a life event like Graduated from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I'm here thinking, Wow, I guess my Hogwarts acceptance letter got lost in the owl mail, or maybe it's stuck in my spam folder.

The Photoshop extravaganza

April Fools' on Facebook is like Photoshop Olympics. Suddenly, everyone's an expert graphic designer, posting pictures of themselves riding dinosaurs or vacationing on Mars. I'm over here struggling to make my profile picture look half as good as a cat with sunglasses.

Relationship status rollercoaster

Facebook on April Fools' is the only place where you see couples changing their relationship status from 'In a Relationship' to 'Single' and back faster than my grandma can knit a scarf. I can't keep up – are they in love or just updating their WiFi connection?

The cryptic status updates

April Fools' on Facebook is the one day when people think they're Shakespeare. You log in, and your friend posts something like, Alas, the fateful day hath cometh! I am reborn! I'm like, Dude, did you just break up with pizza and discover a salad? What's happening?

The pregnancy scare

You log in on April Fools' Day, and your friend drops the bombshell: Expecting a baby! You start frantically calculating if it's been nine months since their last April Fools' pregnancy announcement. I swear, the only thing multiplying here is my confusion.

The disappearing acts

April Fools' on Facebook is when your most active friend suddenly vanishes. You start wondering if they got abducted by aliens or decided to join a monastery in the Himalayas. Meanwhile, they're just enjoying a social media detox, leaving us all in suspense like a season finale cliffhanger.

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