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What did the albino say to the fashion designer? 'I'd like something that really makes me stand out... in a white way!
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I told my albino friend I could make a joke about him. He said, 'Go ahead, I've never heard one before!
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What's an albino's favorite subject in school? Art class, because it's all about shades of white!
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Why did the albino bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the albino refuse to play hide and seek? Because he was tired of people saying he was too easy to spot!
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I invited my albino friend to a paintball game. He showed up with sunscreen and said, 'I'm ready for battle!
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Why did the albino become a chef? Because he knows how to make white sauce like no one else!
Albino Fashion Dilemmas
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Fashion for me is a constant battle between wanting to wear black and the fact that it turns me into a walking beacon. It's like my wardrobe is in a constant debate between 'looking cool' and 'guiding ships to shore.
Albino Stealth Mode
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I love playing hide and seek. Not because I'm good at it, but because when I lose, I can blame my invisibility superpower. Oh, you couldn't see me? Albino ninja strikes again!
Albino in the Dark
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Being albino is like living in a constant horror movie. I can't go out in the sun, so my idea of a thrilling night is turning off the lights and seeing if I can find the bathroom without stubbing my toe.
Albino Misidentification
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People often mistake me for a vampire. I tell them, I don't drink blood, but I do sip on SPF 50. It's basically the same thing, right?
Albino Superpowers
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People say being albino is like having a superpower. Yeah, sure, the ability to sunburn in 0.2 seconds. Move over, Superman, I'm the Lobster Avenger!
The Albino Encounter
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You ever notice how being called an albino sounds like you're part of some exclusive secret society? Like, Oh, sorry, I can't come to your party tonight; I've got an albino meeting. We're discussing sunscreen and invisibility cloaks.
Albino Mystique
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I tried online dating, and when I mentioned I was albino, some people thought it was a pick-up line. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te. No, buddy, I'm just lacking melanin.
Albino Discrimination
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I tried to join a support group for albinos, but they said I was too pale. It's like, come on, I'm just committed to the cause. Do they want me to get a tan first?
Albino Struggles
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Being albino is like playing life in hard mode. Sunscreen becomes your armor, and every beach outing is a quest with the final boss being the blazing sun. I've got SPF 1000; it's basically liquid shade.
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