7 Jokes For A Man Goes To The Doctor

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Updated on: Jul 12 2025

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I went to the doctor because I was feeling a bit run down. He gave me a prescription for unlimited naps!
I told the doctor I was having memory problems. He asked, 'How long have you had these problems?' I said, 'What problems?
I told my doctor I was hearing voices. He told me I don't have a voicemail!
I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to avoid those places!
The doctor asked the patient, 'Are you allergic to anything?' The man replied, 'Yes, caffeine.' The doctor nodded and said, 'You better stay grounded then!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!
I told the doctor I was addicted to Twitter. He said, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.

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