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What did Gretzky say when asked about his favorite candy? 'Hat-trick-or-treat!
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Why did Gretzky bring a map to the hockey game? He wanted to find the 'net' without any detours!
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Why did Gretzky bring a pencil to the hockey game? In case he had to draw a penalty!
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Why did Gretzky bring a ladder to the hockey game? Because he heard the championship was up for grabs!
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What's Gretzky's favorite type of math? 'Subtraction,' because he always scores more goals than the other team!
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Gretzky decided to start a gardening show. The first episode? 'How to Score with Soil!
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Why did Gretzky become a musician? He wanted to hit all the right 'notes' on and off the ice!
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Why did Gretzky open a bakery? Because he wanted to make some great 'dough'-nuts!
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What did Gretzky say when he scored a goal in the bakery? 'That's how I roll!
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Why did Gretzky bring a suitcase to the hockey game? Because he heard it was a great way to pack the defense!
Gretzky's Coffee Shop Orders
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I was behind Gretzky in line at a coffee shop, and he ordered a power play latte – three shots of espresso and a creamer that's impossible to defend against.
The Great One's Grocery List
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You know you've made it big when even Wayne Gretzky's grocery list is more legendary than your career. I saw it the other day, and the first item was buy milk, then dominate the dairy aisle.
Gretzky's Dating Advice
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I asked Gretzky for dating advice, and he said, Just like in hockey, the secret is to go where the puck is going to be. So, I'm currently at the grocery store looking for the aisle of love.
Gretzky's Karaoke Nights
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Gretzky's karaoke song of choice? I Will Always Love You. Because if anyone knows about forever, it's the guy who scored 894 career goals.
Gretzky's Retirement Plan
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Wayne Gretzky's retirement plan is simple: he's going to open a bakery. His slogan? Scoring goals may be temporary, but pastries are forever.
Gretzky's GPS
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I heard Wayne Gretzky recently got a new GPS system. Yeah, it only gives directions in hockey analogies. In 500 feet, make a slapshot turn and score a left into the parking lot.
Gretzky's Morning Routine
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I heard Wayne Gretzky's morning routine involves waking up at 5 AM, doing 99 push-ups, and then sipping coffee while contemplating the meaning of life in the faceoff circle.
Gretzky's Superhero Alter Ego
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If Wayne Gretzky were a superhero, his power wouldn't be flying or super strength. No, he'd have the ability to turn any conversation into a riveting hockey game commentary.
Gretzky's Password
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I found out Wayne Gretzky's password: Slapshot123. Yeah, he keeps it simple, just like his approach to scoring goals – no fancy stickhandling, just shoot and score.
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